Moron Alphabet: A-G
A is for Alinskyite Bear with me on this, because I’m a little confused about it myself. Saul Alinsky was a left-wing American community organiser who died in 1972. He seems to have been an interesting...
View ArticleMoron Alphabet: H-J
(This is the second in a series. Click for part one, Moron Alphabet A-G) H is for High Speed Rail A while back, I was staying in New York and had to travel for a meeting in Washington. The train …...
View ArticleMoron Alphabet: K-M
This is the latest in a series. See also: Moron Alphabet: A-G Moron Alphabet: H-J K is for Kenya Your average American moron only knows how to find countries that the US has bombed, because pretty much...
View ArticleThe Moron Dictionary
Afghanistan(n) – A scary place that came into existence in 2001 Armageddon(n) – End of the world. Happening any time now since 33AD Bachmann(v) – Say the most insane thing with conviction, knowing that...
View ArticleMoron Alphabet N-O
This is the latest in a series. See also: Moron Alphabet A-G Moron Alphabet H-J Moron Alphabet K-M N is for Nigerian Pastors Nigeria is Africa’s most populous country, a rising power, and a land of...
View ArticleTen Brits Who Should Be Shot
In further pursuit of my ambition to work for the BBC and the Sun, I submit the following kill list for public debate: Jeremy Clarkson Jeremy Kyle Prince Harry Dave Camoron Margaret Thatcher George...
View ArticleRewind: My Predictions for 2011 Reviewed
Anyone who says they can reliably predict anything complex is either deluded or a liar. Nevertheless, “pundits” are well paid by media outlets to do exactly that, and the start and end of the year is a...
View ArticleThe Moron Awards 2011
It’s time once again to look back at the highlights and lowlights of the past year. The widespread economic and social problems have meant that, for millions, 2011 has been a difficult, challenging...
View ArticleAll About Santorum
Many people have asked me: MoronWatch, what is Santorum? There are two types of Santorum, which explains the confusion. The first kind is Rick Santorum, the ultra-right wing Christian homophobe who is...
View ArticleSave The World: Shag A Republican
It’s come to pretty much everyone’s attention that the world’s got a little more hostile and fucked-up over the past decade. Morons have been on the march, and chaos has resulted. Which is a shame,...
View ArticleA Message From America’s Elderly
Some election LOLz: An important message from the generation that remembers a time when elections weren’t run by corporations and rigged by Republicans.
View ArticleTop Morons Of 2012
2012… what a moronic year it’s been! This blog is now over two years old, and despite warnings from some that my base may be eroded by improving education and the global spread of information,...
View Article10 Questions For Climate Change Deniers
Debating climate change deniers is generally about as useful as debating young-Earth creationists. They have no evidence on their side, but that doesn’t seem to worry them in the slightest. Given that...
View ArticleGifts For Strippers
An update from our Stripping Correspondent Edie Lamort, who is thinking about “objectification” and the gifts she receives from her fans. One of the reasons I find the term ‘objectification’ doesn’t...
View ArticleA Guide to the Morons of the Australian Election (Part 2)
Aussie journalist Georgia Lewis (who also blogs as The Rant Mistress) takes a break from smoking her billabong to complete her guide to the 2013 Australian elections. If you missed part 1, click here...
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